
“We’ll go to Thailand,” said Heavy Chevy, “have a killer vacation, and make a few million each!”
What could go wrong? All kinds of things when you throw smuggling three tons of Thai weed into the equation.
Especially when the DEA, the world's biggest opium warlord, a gigantic shipment of heroin, the Royal Thai Army, cutthroat Chinese gangsters, a deranged investigative reporter, and a devious rival smuggler get involved.
Can wily philanthropist Mike Good (alias Señor Bueno), along with his girlfriend Lily, hijack fity tons of ganja? Destroy the largest load of heroin in history? Take on the Royal Thai Army? Trick the DEA? Outwit Chinese gangsters? Get revenge on a double-crossing rival smuggler? Get his three tons back to the States? All while staying alive and unbusted?
Read Thai Schtick and find out! This book has everything a fan of satire, romantic comedy, and wild adventures could want: exotic locations, unforgettable characters, snappy dialogue, political intrigue, kidnapping, opium warlords, ganja smugglers, corruption at the highest levels, life and death drama, lots of twists, and vast amounts of money at stake.